i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings
(Source: illkim, via kingsleyyy)
sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
- My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)
(Source: lule-bell, via juliaaahartmannn)
when nerds lowkey call you dumb:
"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
- Anonymous (via suspend)
(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via juliaaahartmannn)
"She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile"
- Marilyn Monroe (via missinyouiskillingme)
(Source: the-horrific-reality, via juliaaahartmannn)
"Sometimes i think its my fault for being in this position. For letting people treat me the way that they did."
- Lovelytrainwreck (via lovelytrainwreck)
picking up something in front of your crush
(Source: cumdurnp, via juliaaahartmannn)
its really sad when you’re dying to kiss someone and you just cant. sigh
in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you